her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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