If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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