We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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