It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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