look no pants
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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