She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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