Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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