You can't special order awesome
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Two words: nipple clamps
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