Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
