I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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