Can Purell be used as lube?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Randomize
