the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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