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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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