so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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