Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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