the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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