i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
