in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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