but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you will always have a special place in my vag
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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