never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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