Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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