Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
