Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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