So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
