im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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