Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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