i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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