nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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