; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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