I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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