dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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