that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
