I'm really into asian looking animals
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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