halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
they're like a gay fantastic four
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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