its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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