what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You are the jesus of drinking
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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