this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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