FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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