Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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