Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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