Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
