And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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