I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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