Say something about gay babies.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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