scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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