Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
