Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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