you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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