too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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