I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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