it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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