i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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