Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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