K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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