Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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