I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
oh god the rape fog is back!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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