Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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